Went to exclusive club with friends. Was really high & went out on the dance floor ended up almost doing the splits when 2 male friends grabbed me up throwing me into the air. I spun around, landing on my feet (in super high heels!)& someone said, "Could you do that again please?"
Went out drinking during the day, ended up drinking into the next morning and someone suggested pills. The next thing I know my Mum is waking me up in the living room with my trousers around my ankles and my cock in my hand. I mumbled some gibberish and tried to walk out the door, cock still in hand
Out celebrating a friends 30th last night after work, what was meant to be just a few turned into a few too many. I got sick on the train into work with people all around I had nowhere to aim it but into my handbag. All my shit is now covered in puke.
Candy flipped with 200g Molly & 600ug tab. I start to feel dizzy and every 7 seconds I would go blind And deaf. I would start talking and somehow be at the end of my sentence without me hearing what I said in the middle. I stopped breathing & got a police escort out of coachella first day.
Chilling in my treehouse smoking 3 blunts with friends. Next thing i know, police pull up. Immediately, we pull up the rope ladder. They repeatedly tell us to come down, and even try climbing up. We finish smoking the blunt, calmly jump down, and get searched. They find nothing and go away. win.
I was smoking with a friend near a busy street. Suddenly, a guy dressed as Gandalf ran into traffic and yelled "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" in the middle of the road, slammed his staff into the ground, ran to us, stole our spliff, then disappeared running down an alley. We were too stunned to even be mad!
After taking LSD at a New Year's Eve party and returning to my house, my extremely drunk roommate asked me to move his car so his friend could leave. I drove the car up the street and into the neighbors driveway, when the breaks disappeared, causing me to wreck into their cast iron fence. BAD TRIP.
tripping my tits off with my friends firing bb pellets at a cigarette stood up on the bench, my first shot missed, hit the tile wall rebounded back and hit my specs, rebounded and hit the cigarette. in the ensuing melee of celebrations we spooked the fox that had just killed the rooster on the lawn.
Had a party at a friends house in his barn. Smoked a large amount of weed and crashed on a couch in his house. At some point in the morning I realize my shirt is inside out. So at some point I took my shirt off and turned it inside out and put it back on.
Getting high in my backyard with my friend Kevin using a MacGuyver'd Gatorade bottle-turned bong. Mid-hit, my Mom walks back to where we're at and asked us what we were doing. With a bag near us on a tree stump, Kevin convinces her its a potato gun, and we were firing wood chips. She bought it.
On Saturday night I pulled my best mates sister, went home with her but was too drunk to do anything so I passed out. Seems I wasn't too drunk to piss the bed in my sleep with her beside me. My mate won't talk to me as he thinks I slept with her and she is too embarrassed to tell the actual story.
On my last day at school I had to show up to some drinks with the teachers. My friend had buds so we smoked before. In we go, eyes devil red, and the headmaster(ex-copper) decides its time for us to have a big fucking chat. I'd seen the cocktail sausages though, so about 5 bullshit minutes in I bail
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